To get you in the mood, I present the one and only William Shatner, teaching you all the dos and don'ts of deep frying a turkey. Apparently this is all part of some kind of State Farm safety campaign, but it kinda feels like they just gave Shatner a budget and an oven mitt and told him to go nuts. Which he did.
Don't forget the dingle-dangle!
And, as a chaser, here's a sneak peak at tomorrow's episode of Sesame Street, which I just might have to DVR. Watch as Jason Schwartzman does his best Iron Chef, complete with an amazing wardrobe and haircut. More proof of the comic genius that is the Muppets.