American Psycho + Taxi Driver + Sharks = HOLYBALLSAWESOME

Bret Easton Ellis, author of American Psycho, Less Than Zero and The Rules of Attraction is teaming up with director Paul Schrader, who also wrote Taxi Driver and Raging Bull to bring us Bait, the story of a downtrodden  class warrior who gets a job at a fancy yacht club so that he can lure rich jerks out into the water and then feed them to sharks.

Brett Easton Ellis...Paul Schrader...sharks.

I....I really have nothing more to say about that.  The brilliance of that setup kind of speaks for itself.  The only disappointing thing about this announcement is that I can't go see that movie RIGHT NOW.